Monday, January 16, 2017

THE TENS

it just says massager on the box
but he says it's called
TENS
as though that is common knowledge
and i am a silly girl for not calling it that
also when i use it my shoulders scrunch up
and i feel it in my teeth
but it still doesn't feel hard enough
and he only gave it to me so he wouldn't have to give me so many massages
or for nights like these when he's off skiing with the boys
and there's nothing better to do
but lie on my stomach being electrically stimulated by my new
TENS

2 comments:

  1. People use TENS as pain relief during labor ;)

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  2. well, there's one expense I won't have to worry about when the time comes!

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