Sit in your own blood!
All day long, for free, on us.
You can move about and run your errands
as if you don’t have whole layers
of yourself seeping out and down your legs
under those fashionable capri pants of yours.
No-one will know because we keep these
panties dark to match the lining you expel.
A small puddle gathering just under your bum
means the magic’s working wonderfully.
As you cross the street to buy a bagel.
you may notice a slight moisture
but that’s just the sensation of being a woman.
Doesn’t it feel good and lucky?
This trial period won’t last long so be sureto dial 1-800-modernity today.